The Trireme -
Loud & Quiet

A trireme
This month's Trireme Award, for "the worst terms since I was last chained to the oars," in the words of one freelance, goes to to Loud & Quiet Ltd, publishers of Loud & Quiet magazine. They offered one freelance - in return for writing a feature, including "interviews, reviews, etc, the whole shebang" the sum of zero pounds 00 pence.